>The scene is a picturesque balcony on a sunny Tuesday evening.
Two parents are quietly unwinding after a day of work and internet surfing (you decide which parent did what) when a 10 year old boy holds up a corked, but empty wine bottle.
“Mum, can I have some wine?” he says, not realising that the bottle is empty.
“No darling, there isn’t another bottle open at the moment.”
At this point, the Child Protective Unit – Bad Parental Response Team abseiled onto themfrom the balcony above and the offending parents were promptly huckled and set dahn.